Life is what you make it

justanotherstoryinthebook:

trenchcoatsexual:

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE LONGHORN STEAKHOUSE BLOG??!?! 

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COME ON YOU GUYS THIS IS GOLD

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IT’S FULL OF STEAK PUNS

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you guISE

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!!!!!

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MEAT PUNS. SEXUAL MEAT PUNS COME ON.

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THEY ARE SASSY

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not all the time tho, but it’s still cute

imageWHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS???

NO BUT REALLY. IT IS THE GREATEST THING EVER. 

ugh yes, I have a rooster scare me awake every day.. Fun

ugh yes, I have a rooster scare me awake every day.. Fun

(via onlylolgifs)

uhuran:

what if every time hannibal made a subtle cannibalism joke he just turned and looked at the camera like in the office

(Source: kenway, via deducingoperaghost)

jwisser:

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.

(Source: twoukofukawa, via deducingoperaghost)